If you’re going to dream big, why not do it on this ‘Dream Big, Go Far’ cushion? It’s made from velvet and is perfect for dreaming big dreams on.
But can we be honest? We fucked this one up. Don’t get us wrong, it looks pretty bloody amazeballs. But we did a sample run and the zips are at the top instead of the bottom. Which is hardly the end of the world, but you know, it’s a bit stupid, right? They still work just fine – they’re cushions, so they cush quite nicely. And they’re all inspirational and stuff, and will look awesome on your chair or lounge or on the floor, or on your bed or wherever you damn well like really. But the zips are at the top, so they’re on special. Once these are gone, the zips will be back where they belong, as will the price. So if you want a bargain, and don’t mind mind a bit of imperfection, go your hardest.
SIZE: 45cm x 45cm and does not, we repeat not, include the actual cushion. So you’ll need your own cushion insert. It won’t be anywhere near as comfortable otherwise.
MATERIAL: Washable velvet
DELIVERY: All items ship from Australia. Not necessarily on a ship. If customs, import duty or any other weird shit exists in your country, we can't know that, so you're on your own in that department. If you don't like it, maybe vote for a new government next time. Or start a coup. But you know, a peaceful one. If you want to know how long it will take to get to you, (the product, not the coup), email us and we'll find out for you.
RETURNS: The usual dealio here guys. If you get it and it's not what we said it was, we'll give you a refund faster than you can say "holy shit that was fast." Same goes if it's stuffed in any way. Full refund fast. No questions. Well, that's not true, we might ask how your day is going, but that's about it.
If you get it and hate it, or the person you bought it for hates it, or it doesn't fit cause you're optimistic and/or in denial and you bought a medium when you're really an extra large (in which case, welcome to that club!), we'll almost certainly swap it over for you, but you need to pay to send it back to us. Fair's fair, right? We're not fucking WalMart, you know? If whatever you bought is no longer in re-sellable condition (ie you hated it so much you wiped your bum with it), don't be expecting a refund or credit to be coming your way. Cause come on, that shit's not cool.
We're pretty decent people, we want you to be happy, so if you have any problems, just email us and we'll work something out.