Life isn’t for pissing about, doing the expected. It’s about dreaming big and going far. If you’re with us on this, you’re exactly the kind of person we made this Tshirt for.
Of course, you could just piss about. In which case, there’s plenty of other perfectly good Tshirts you’ll be happy wearing. Probably even a blank one. But with this hand crafted print created by the insanely talented Sam at Swashbucklers HQ, you’ll be ready to dream some seriously big dreams, and go the distance.
And we’re not particularly fussed what your big dreams are about, just that you dream then, and give them a red hot crack.
With these Tshirts, the Charcoal one is printed with black because we wanted it to be kind of subtle. It’s actually not easy to show in these photos, but it looks pretty rad. (If you buy one, and don’t agree, just send it back. We’re good like that.) It’s actually slightly shiny ink. We call it ‘disco ink’. Because, you know, disco. The pale pink one has perfectly regular ink but is also quite subtle.
- PALE PINK: 180 GSM 100% cotton
- CHARCOAL: 180 GSM 85% cotton/15% polyester
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
DELIVERY: All items ship from Australia. Not necessarily on a ship. If customs, import duty or any other weird shit exists in your country, we can't know that, so you're on your own in that department. If you don't like it, maybe vote for a new government next time. Or start a coup. But you know, a peaceful one. If you want to know how long it will take to get to you, (the product, not the coup), email us and we'll find out for you.
RETURNS: The usual dealio here guys. If you get it and it's not what we said it was, we'll give you a refund faster than you can say "holy shit that was fast." Same goes if it's stuffed in any way. Full refund fast. No questions. Well, that's not true, we might ask how your day is going, but that's about it.
If you get it and hate it, or the person you bought it for hates it, or it doesn't fit cause you're optimistic and/or in denial and you bought a medium when you're really an extra large (in which case, welcome to that club!), we'll almost certainly swap it over for you, but you need to pay to send it back to us. Fair's fair, right? We're not fucking WalMart, you know? If whatever you bought is no longer in re-sellable condition (ie you hated it so much you wiped your bum with it), don't be expecting a refund or credit to be coming your way. Cause come on, that shit's not cool.
We're pretty decent people, we want you to be happy, so if you have any problems, just email us and we'll work something out.