Here the Swashbucklers Club Ordinary is our Enemy and we’re no fans of ‘normal’ either. In fact, fuck normal. We even decided to put it on a Tshirt. And this is it. And no, we didn’t spell it wrong. We just thought we’d be about .0002% subtle about it instead of coming right out and saying ‘fuck’. Not because we like censorship. But you know, it seemed like a good idea. And made for a really neat design.
And if anyone asks you what FNM COA KRL means just slap them over the back of the head for us.
- White: 180 GSM 100% cotton
- Charcoal: 180 GSM 85% cotton/15% polyester
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
DELIVERY: All items ship from Australia. Not necessarily on a ship. If customs, import duty or any other weird shit exists in your country, we can't know that, so you're on your own in that department. If you don't like it, maybe vote for a new government next time. Or start a coup. But you know, a peaceful one. If you want to know how long it will take to get to you, (the product, not the coup), email us and we'll find out for you.
RETURNS: The usual dealio here guys. If you get it and it's not what we said it was, we'll give you a refund faster than you can say "holy shit that was fast." Same goes if it's stuffed in any way. Full refund fast. No questions. Well, that's not true, we might ask how your day is going, but that's about it.
If you get it and hate it, or the person you bought it for hates it, or it doesn't fit cause you're optimistic and/or in denial and you bought a medium when you're really an extra large (in which case, welcome to that club!), we'll almost certainly swap it over for you, but you need to pay to send it back to us. Fair's fair, right? We're not fucking WalMart, you know? If whatever you bought is no longer in re-sellable condition (ie you hated it so much you wiped your bum with it), don't be expecting a refund or credit to be coming your way. Cause come on, that shit's not cool.
We're pretty decent people, we want you to be happy, so if you have any problems, just email us and we'll work something out.