Our awesome, hand drawn Manifesto will remind you to be awesome as well.
Plus, when someone says “What the heck is this whole Swashbucklers Club thing all about?” you can just show them this. Which won’t really explain what we do, but it will explain what we believe in. And that we don’t like ordinary very much.
It’s A3 and printed on high quality art paper. Stick it to your wall, or if you’re a little bit fancy, put it in a frame and hang it.
DELIVERY: All items ship from Australia. Not necessarily on a ship. If customs, import duty or any other weird shit exists in your country, we can't know that, so you're on your own in that department. If you don't like it, maybe vote for a new government next time. Or start a coup. But you know, a peaceful one. If you want to know how long it will take to get to you, (the product, not the coup), email us and we'll find out for you.
RETURNS: The usual dealio here guys. If you get it and it's not what we said it was, we'll give you a refund faster than you can say "holy shit that was fast." Same goes if it's stuffed in any way. Full refund fast. No questions. Well, that's not true, we might ask how your day is going, but that's about it.
If you get it and hate it, or the person you bought it for hates it, or it doesn't fit cause you're optimistic and/or in denial and you bought a medium when you're really an extra large (in which case, welcome to that club!), we'll almost certainly swap it over for you, but you need to pay to send it back to us. Fair's fair, right? We're not fucking WalMart, you know? If whatever you bought is no longer in re-sellable condition (ie you hated it so much you wiped your bum with it), don't be expecting a refund or credit to be coming your way. Cause come on, that shit's not cool.
We're pretty decent people, we want you to be happy, so if you have any problems, just email us and we'll work something out.