This is where it all began – with the simple ‘Ordinary is my Enemy’ statement that is the foundation of The Swashbucklers Club.
What else we can say? It’s really not that complicated. This is our flagship Tshirt. Wear it with pride if ordinary is your enemy.
- BLACK: 150 g/m2 Pre-shrunk 100% combed ring spun cotton
- GREY: 150 g/m2 Pre-shrunk 90% combed ring spun cotton/10% polyester
- Tubular construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and seamed collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- TearAway label (Note: the grey one doesn’t have a tear away label. Don’t ask us why. We have no idea. It just doesn’t. If you’re handy with a pair if scissors it could be considered a ‘CutAway label’.)
DELIVERY: All items ship from Australia. Not necessarily on a ship. If customs, import duty or any other weird shit exists in your country, we can't know that, so you're on your own in that department. If you don't like it, maybe vote for a new government next time. Or start a coup. But you know, a peaceful one. If you want to know how long it will take to get to you, (the product, not the coup), email us and we'll find out for you.
RETURNS: The usual dealio here guys. If you get it and it's not what we said it was, we'll give you a refund faster than you can say "holy shit that was fast." Same goes if it's stuffed in any way. Full refund fast. No questions. Well, that's not true, we might ask how your day is going, but that's about it.
If you get it and hate it, or the person you bought it for hates it, or it doesn't fit cause you're optimistic and/or in denial and you bought a medium when you're really an extra large (in which case, welcome to that club!), we'll almost certainly swap it over for you, but you need to pay to send it back to us. Fair's fair, right? We're not fucking WalMart, you know? If whatever you bought is no longer in re-sellable condition (ie you hated it so much you wiped your bum with it), don't be expecting a refund or credit to be coming your way. Cause come on, that shit's not cool.
We're pretty decent people, we want you to be happy, so if you have any problems, just email us and we'll work something out.