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The Swashbuckler’s Guide to Becoming an Astronaut

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This is the almost definitive guide to getting your foot, and hopefully the rest of your body, in some of the coolest, but most notoriously closed doors in the world.

Aimed primarily at the fields of Marketing, Advertising and Design, the insights and advice in this guide are relevant to almost all job hunters – except perhaps those genuinely wanting to be astronauts. Or neurosurgeons.

 

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This is the almost definitive guide to getting your foot, and hopefully the rest of your body, in some of the coolest, but most notoriously closed doors in the world.

Aimed primarily at the fields of Marketing, Advertising and Design, the insights and advice in this guide are relevant to almost all job hunters – except perhaps those genuinely wanting to be astronauts. Or neurosurgeons.

With 176 full colour pages of advice and inspiration from some of the biggest, brightest and most successful names in their fields, this guide is an absolute must for anyone wanting to break in, get back in after being booted out, or perhaps even those wanting to find a better job than the crappy one with the unbearable boss they have now.

Quite simply, if you follow the advice in this book you will find a job. End of story.

Want your copy signed?

Fancy an autographed copy? Or even a little personal message? No problems at all, just email us and let us know if you just want it signed or actually personalised, and providing he’s not off on some crazy adventure we’ll see if we can’t get Sputnik to scribble in it for you.

The money back guarantee.

We’re so sure you’ll think it’s worth it, we’re prepared to give you your money back if you buy it, and don’t agree with us.

Seriously. If you buy this book and don’t agree the advice in here will help you get a job, all you have to do is send your book back, along with a photo of you juggling three puppies and a chainsaw while walking on a tight rope above a pit of molten lava, and we’ll give you your money back, no questions asked. Simple as that.

NOTE: We really are so confident this book is worth every cent, if you buy it and don’t agree the advice in it has been of value to you, simply return your book within 30 days of buying it and we’ll refund the purchase price in full. Sorry we can’t also refund the postage but we’re fairly sure you won’t need to be returning it anyway so hopefully that’s no big deal. If you have any questions, email us here.

 

Additional Information

Weight .220 kg
Dimensions 16.4 x 11.7 x 1.3 cm
DELIVERY: All items ship from Australia. Not necessarily on a ship. If customs, import duty or any other weird shit exists in your country, we can't know that, so you're on your own in that department. If you don't like it, maybe vote for a new government next time. Or start a coup. But you know, a peaceful one. If you want to know how long it will take to get to you, (the product, not the coup), email us and we'll find out for you. RETURNS: The usual dealio here guys. If you get it and it's not what we said it was, we'll give you a refund faster than you can say "holy shit that was fast." Same goes if it's stuffed in any way. Full refund fast. No questions. Well, that's not true, we might ask how your day is going, but that's about it. If you get it and hate it, or the person you bought it for hates it, or it doesn't fit cause you're optimistic and/or in denial and you bought a medium when you're really an extra large (in which case, welcome to that club!), we'll almost certainly swap it over for you, but you need to pay to send it back to us. Fair's fair, right? We're not fucking WalMart, you know? If whatever you bought is no longer in re-sellable condition (ie you hated it so much you wiped your bum with it), don't be expecting a refund or credit to be coming your way. Cause come on, that shit's not cool. We're pretty decent people, we want you to be happy, so if you have any problems, just email us and we'll work something out.