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The Swashbuckler’s Guide to Running Away from Dinosaurs

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If you’re looking for a running book written by a naturally talented, genetically gifted, highly successful runner, keep looking ’cause this sure as hell ain’t it.

This one’s 180 full color pages filled with advice and inspiration from some of the world’s most awesome runners including Dean Karnazes, Lizzy Hawker and Pat Farmer. Oh, and some pretty pictures and stories about an every day guy doing a bit of running and the lessons he learned along the way. Most of which he learned by getting it wrong.

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If you’re looking for a book written by a naturally talented, genetically gifted, highly successful runner, keep looking ’cause this sure as hell ain’t it.

This one’s 180 full color pages filled with advice, inspiration, pretty pictures and some stories about an every day guy doing a bit of running and the lessons he learned along the way. Most of which he learned by getting it wrong.

There’s a bunch of advice written by Sputnik himself, some advice from some other every day runners he’s been lucky enough to run with over the last three or four years, and some advice by some absolute super stars. People who run at the highest level and have done all sorts of amazing things like run ridiculously far or fast, win races, break records and all that sort of stuff. People like Pat Farmer, Lizzy Hawker, Dean Karnazes and Pam Smith.

To keep things fun, there’s some of our favorite inspirational and motivational quotes in there as well. And some that are, well, just a bit of fun really.

Want your copy signed?

Fancy an autographed copy? Or even a little personal message? No problems at all, just pop something in the comments section or email us and let us know if you just want it signed or actually personalized, and providing he’s not off on some crazy adventure we’ll see if we can’t get Sputnik to scribble in it for you.

The money back guarantee.

We’re so sure you’ll like it, we’re prepared to give you your money back if you don’t.

Seriously. If you buy this book and don’t like it, all you have to do is send your book back within 30 days of it arriving, along with a photo of you juggling three puppies and a chainsaw while walking on a tight rope above a pit of molten lava, and we’ll give you your money back, no questions asked. Simple as that.

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Weight .224 kg
Dimensions 16.4 x 11.7 x 1.3 cm
DELIVERY: All items ship from Australia. Not necessarily on a ship. If customs, import duty or any other weird shit exists in your country, we can't know that, so you're on your own in that department. If you don't like it, maybe vote for a new government next time. Or start a coup. But you know, a peaceful one. If you want to know how long it will take to get to you, (the product, not the coup), email us and we'll find out for you. RETURNS: The usual dealio here guys. If you get it and it's not what we said it was, we'll give you a refund faster than you can say "holy shit that was fast." Same goes if it's stuffed in any way. Full refund fast. No questions. Well, that's not true, we might ask how your day is going, but that's about it. If you get it and hate it, or the person you bought it for hates it, or it doesn't fit cause you're optimistic and/or in denial and you bought a medium when you're really an extra large (in which case, welcome to that club!), we'll almost certainly swap it over for you, but you need to pay to send it back to us. Fair's fair, right? We're not fucking WalMart, you know? If whatever you bought is no longer in re-sellable condition (ie you hated it so much you wiped your bum with it), don't be expecting a refund or credit to be coming your way. Cause come on, that shit's not cool. We're pretty decent people, we want you to be happy, so if you have any problems, just email us and we'll work something out.