We think ‘crazy’ gets a bad wrap. All the best people are at least a little bit the crazy, right? Those guys who invented planes? Crazy. The guy who thought he could run a four minute mile? Yep, crazy. That person who did that other awesome thing? Yeah, most people who do truly awesome things are usually labelled ‘crazy’ until they prove they can actually do what they say they’re gonna do. And hey, even if you don’t quite make it, as the old saying goes, “Boldness has genius, power and magic in it”.
Ever had someone say you were a bit crazy? Or maybe even full-on, bat-shit crazy? Hello! Welcome to the club. But at The Swashbucklers Club we think it’s time to… Redefine Crazy. Because what some people think is crazy, we may well think of as daring, inspirational, extraordinary, unbelievable, fantastic, or any other number of awesome things. If you’re with us, wear this.
- BLACK: 150 g/m2 Pre-shrunk 100% combed ring spun cotton
- Tubular construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and seamed collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- TearAway label
DELIVERY: All items ship from Australia. Not necessarily on a ship. If customs, import duty or any other weird shit exists in your country, we can't know that, so you're on your own in that department. If you don't like it, maybe vote for a new government next time. Or start a coup. But you know, a peaceful one. If you want to know how long it will take to get to you, (the product, not the coup), email us and we'll find out for you.
RETURNS: The usual dealio here guys. If you get it and it's not what we said it was, we'll give you a refund faster than you can say "holy shit that was fast." Same goes if it's stuffed in any way. Full refund fast. No questions. Well, that's not true, we might ask how your day is going, but that's about it.
If you get it and hate it, or the person you bought it for hates it, or it doesn't fit cause you're optimistic and/or in denial and you bought a medium when you're really an extra large (in which case, welcome to that club!), we'll almost certainly swap it over for you, but you need to pay to send it back to us. Fair's fair, right? We're not fucking WalMart, you know? If whatever you bought is no longer in re-sellable condition (ie you hated it so much you wiped your bum with it), don't be expecting a refund or credit to be coming your way. Cause come on, that shit's not cool.
We're pretty decent people, we want you to be happy, so if you have any problems, just email us and we'll work something out.